“i’m so full….hey do you want these fries?”
(via something-beautiful92)
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
(Source: sadhag, via enoughaboute)
—(via whorizontalacademics)
(Source: the-healing-nest, via whorizontalacademics)
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
(via something-beautiful92)
“This classmate turned best friend became the love of my life, and my very own fairytale ending. Our first date lasted over eight hours, as neither of us wanted to say goodnight. Later, she and I had the amazing opportunity to portray fairytale characters at a local theme park, a young boy who never wanted to grow up and the beautiful girl that flew away with him. After seven years of not wanting to say goodnight, I proposed to her and she said yes, and why not? Peter and Wendy turned out just fine.”
Spieling Peter and Carebear Wendy / Husband and Wife
sobbing forever
(Source: jelly-skittles, via something-beautiful92)
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY