I’m eating only salad and I think I’m actually getting fatter. FML.
I’m reading 3 books a week and I need more!
Why did Alaska have to die? Whyyyy?
When people ask me if I'm single
If people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.– Looking for Alaska
Lady gaga came as a man, Nicki Minaj came as Lady...
shit gets to tumblr fast a hell
im like wasnt this just on tv ?
sit-on-my-face: Greatest moment in television history
Your crush walks in the room,
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Your friend instantly turns to you and is like And you’re just like,
When people tell me their problems and I don't...
Puppy tastes lime
I wish I could just put my hand in the screen and...
chemicalfreak: Or whoever…. Definitely whoever….