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imagine tribute deaths in the hunger games being represented by mmm whatcha say instead of cannon shots

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My dog loves the news. He’s eating the newspaper just now.

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If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange. I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love. Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange. Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.

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Remember when people used to like me? Good ol’ days.

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Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:

Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'

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