sweet-bitsy: teamplayerhasook: What happens when I’m off sick. Inspiring, magical, life-changing Thank you
addictedtoprogress: I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
Me: OMG let's go do something productive today!
Tumblr: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah I need a social li-
Tumblr: Do you?
Tumblr: Do you really?
Me: But I have no frie-
Tumblr: I'm your friend.
Me: But I was just gon-
Tumblr: Sh sit down.
The text you never sent,
w0ahpaigexo: Have you ever wanted to text someone saying “I miss you”, then erased it & wrote “what’s up” instead? Or have you ever written a long paragraph in a text and you wrote down how you felt, & wanted to send it to someone special, but maybe you were afraid you weren’t gonna get a reply cause you made it awkward, so you just drafted it or erased the whole thing & didn’t...
01012012: you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
yuigadokusonmaru: if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry
no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
When you see someone flirting with your crush