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hummelberry: you don’t know true fear until you walk in on someone using your laptop without your permission
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
arcticmonkies: tbh if i follow you i can pretty much guarantee that i have thought about you at least once when i’m not even on the computer
tellmetofeel: how to piss someone off in 3 seconds a book written by my mom
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
sasssyslytherin: what-about-fallout: jesscats: um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike australia, so lets see were the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out. ...
mydemisee: I WILL MOVE YOUR LITTER BOX TO THE FUCKING STREET
I know that this is the internet, and we’re all anonymous and all that, but...– Neil Gaiman (via wilwheaton)
stephen king: goodnight son
son: goodnight dad
stephen king: do you want to hear a bedtime story?
stephen king: there once was an old man-
son: NO DAD IT'S FINE OKAY BYE
boyslut: omfg Who recorded me????
if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep
g-iggle: rnaxine: trust: My love life is like the F13 button on your keyboard. Wait, but there isnt one